Crumbtopia

THE DIRTY ARMY: Walked outside of my apartment saw this dirty ride and fell to the ground in hysterical laughter. I waited around to see who was driving it but it took entirely too long. Anyways im sure only a D-B would drive it.

Douchebaggery at its finest.  Access Douche is so cool!- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: To get ready for Dartmouth in the fall, Nick Pappas spent quality Broke Back mountain time with a friend from his club soccer team (90 CISCO Toros).

What?  He just wanted some Cheetos.  No Homo.- nik

Dartmouth is excited for the gays arrival!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tempe 12 from ASU, she is probably the best looking one, and you have always let me down on every would you…so would you Nik?

Answer:  What is wrong with her head?  No.

EMAIL from Insider on Tempe 2 (not 12): Nik, thought you might think this is interesting, I used to work for Tempe12 and for the entire year of 2006 I got paid less than 1000 dollars and he lied on my W4 and said I made some X amount of dollars that I cant remember, would you like me to scan the W4 so u can put it up on your website, to show that freedman is really a jew bag on how he treats his co workers taking his company from nothing to somewhat of something?

Sounds great scan it on over.- nik

Image Description: These are pictures from “Cokeville” aka The Shark Club. If you want to run into the Great White Buffalo… he’ll find you first on a Thursday night.  Big Pun here was obviously duped when he went to the department store and they told him these shirts would “win ‘em over”.  Nik, how can we stop this and save the masses?

Everyone can be honest in comments and tell the world what Shark Club is really like.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: dirty jewish taco eaters..

I didn’t know jews went to UCLA.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl THINKS she’s a model. She think she is the hottest girl to walk the face of the earth and is stuck up and a straight up B*TCH. Please let’s hear your opinion, Would you?

Answer:  No, she has a jacked up knee cap.  Gross.

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay nik? of course you know the hippo who recently gone from a school girl to a street/party wh*re.. here is her friend sam.. a indian horney sl*t who loves to (removed).. seriously.. sam the man went to sam ho*ston in arlington. i think she is going out on revenge against the hippo because the hippo got her 15 seconds of shame on here.. so i believe she wanted to be posted on here too!

Well now they are even.  Thanks.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy may be the biggest tool in st louis he is the tannest man ever, has 100 pairs of fake designer sunglasses, and he loves wearing his shirts half open showing of his nasty gold and silver chains this guy loves his techno music he thinks he is the suavest guy in st louis but in reality everyone just laughs at him.

The sad part is that chicks probably still swim with this guy in his Wal-Mart special palm tree swimsuit.- nik