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Mafia Wars Vault Collections & Rewards (partial)

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Cigars Collection (Enforcer Job Tier)
Ebony Cigar
x1

Sky Cigar
x1

Rose Cigar
x5

Ivory Cigar
x3

Turquoise Cigar
x0 

Gold Cigar
x1

Royal Cigar
x1

Vault Bonus:
 +2 energy
Spade Flush Collection (Enforcer Job Tier)
Eight of Spades
x2

Nine of Spades
x1

Ten of Spades
x3

Jack of Spades
x0 

Queen of Spades
x3

King of Spades
x2

Ace of Spades
x1

Vault Bonus:
 +2 stamina
Rings Collection (Hitman Job Tier)
Topaz Ring
x0 

Opal Ring
x4

Amethyst Ring
x1

Emerald Ring
x3

Sapphire Ring
x1

Ruby Ring
x1

Diamond Ring
x1

Vault Bonus:
 +5 defense
Ties Collection (Hitman Job Tier)
Solid Tie
x3

Striped Tie
x1

Checked Tie
x1

Geometric Tie
x1

Dot Tie
x4

Paisley Tie
x3

Knitted Tie
x1

Vault Bonus:
 +6 defense
Paintings Collection (Capo Job Tier)
Warhol Painting
x5

Cezanne Painting
x2

Matisse Painting
x4

Van Gogh Painting
x2

Dali Painting
x4

Monet Painting
x4

Rembrandt Painting
x2

Vault Bonus:
 +6 energy
Cufflinks Collection (Capo Job Tier)
Silver Cufflinks
x1

Gold Cufflinks
x4

Amber Cufflinks
x4

Jasper Cufflinks
x2

Agate Cufflinks
x4

Onyx Cufflinks
x5

Pearl Cufflinks
x3

Vault Bonus:
 +10 health
Great Race Horses Collection (Consigliere Job Tier)
Mill Reef
x0 

Sea Bird
x0 

Arkle
x0 

Golden Miller
x0 

St Simon
x0 

Ormonde
x0 

Eclipse
x0 

Vault Bonus:
 +7 energy
       
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Take everything they earn, and it still won’t be enough.

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President Obama has laid out the most ambitious and expensive domestic agenda since LBJ, and now all he has to do is figure out how to pay for it. On Tuesday, he left the impression that we need merely end “tax breaks for the wealthiest 2% of Americans,” and he promised that households earning less than $250,000 won’t see their taxes increased by “one single dime.”

[Review & Outlook]AP

This is going to be some trick. Even the most basic inspection of the IRS income tax statistics shows that raising taxes on the salaries, dividends and capital gains of those making more than $250,000 can’t possibly raise enough revenue to fund Mr. Obama’s new spending ambitions.

Consider the IRS data for 2006, the most recent year that such tax data are available and a good year for the economy and “the wealthiest 2%.” Roughly 3.8 million filers had adjusted gross incomes above $200,000 in 2006. (That’s about 7% of all returns; the data aren’t broken down at the $250,000 point.) These people paid about $522 billion in income taxes, or roughly 62% of all federal individual income receipts. The richest 1% — about 1.65 million filers making above $388,806 — paid some $408 billion, or 39.9% of all income tax revenues, while earning about 22% of all reported U.S. income.

Note that federal income taxes are already “progressive” with a 35% top marginal rate, and that Mr. Obama is (so far) proposing to raise it only to 39.6%, plus another two percentage points in hidden deduction phase-outs. He’d also raise capital gains and dividend rates, but those both yield far less revenue than the income tax. These combined increases won’t come close to raising the hundreds of billions of dollars in revenue that Mr. Obama is going to need.


But let’s not stop at a 42% top rate; as a thought experiment, let’s go all the way. A tax policy that confiscated 100% of the taxable income of everyone in America earning over $500,000 in 2006 would only have given Congress an extra $1.3 trillion in revenue. That’s less than half the 2006 federal budget of $2.7 trillion and looks tiny compared to the more than $4 trillion Congress will spend in fiscal 2010. Even taking every taxable “dime” of everyone earning more than $75,000 in 2006 would have barely yielded enough to cover that $4 trillion.

Fast forward to this year (and 2010) when the Wall Street meltdown and recession are going to mean far few taxpayers earning more than $500,000. Profits are plunging, businesses are cutting or eliminating dividends, hedge funds are rolling up, and, most of all, capital nationwide is on strike. Raising taxes now will thus yield far less revenue than it would have in 2006.

Mr. Obama is of course counting on an economic recovery. And he’s also assuming along with the new liberal economic consensus that taxes don’t matter to growth or job creation. The truth, though, is that they do. Small- and medium-sized businesses are the nation’s primary employers, and lower individual tax rates have induced thousands of them to shift from filing under the corporate tax system to the individual system, often as limited liability companies or Subchapter S corporations. The Tax Foundation calculates that merely restoring the higher, Clinton-era tax rates on the top two brackets would hit 45% to 55% of small-business income, depending on how inclusively “small business” is defined. These owners will find a way to declare less taxable income.

The bottom line is that Mr. Obama is selling the country on a 2% illusion. Unwinding the U.S. commitment in Iraq and allowing the Bush tax cuts to expire can’t possibly pay for his agenda. Taxes on the not-so-rich will need to rise as well.

On that point, by the way, it’s unclear why Mr. Obama thinks his climate-change scheme won’t hit all Americans with higher taxes. Selling the right to emit greenhouse gases amounts to a steep new tax on most types of energy and, therefore, on all Americans who use energy. There’s a reason that Charlie Rangel’s Ways and Means panel, which writes tax law, is holding hearings this week on cap-and-trade regulation.

Mr. Obama is very good at portraying his agenda as nothing more than center-left pragmatism. But pragmatists don’t ignore the data. And the reality is that the only way to pay for Mr. Obama’s ambitions is to reach ever deeper into the pockets of the American middle class.

 

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Douche Bag Tahoe

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Walked outside of my apartment saw this dirty ride and fell to the ground in hysterical laughter. I waited around to see who was driving it but it took entirely too long. Anyways im sure only a D-B would drive it.

Douchebaggery at its finest.  Access Douche is so cool!- nik

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Access Douche

ACCESS DOUCHE 1

ACCESS DOUCHE 2

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No Homo?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: To get ready for Dartmouth in the fall, Nick Pappas spent quality Broke Back mountain time with a friend from his club soccer team (90 CISCO Toros).

What?  He just wanted some Cheetos.  No Homo.- nik

Dartmouth is excited for the gays arrival!

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Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Tempe 12 from ASU, she is probably the best looking one, and you have always let me down on every would you…so would you Nik?

Answer:  What is wrong with her head?  No.

EMAIL from Insider on Tempe 2 (not 12): Nik, thought you might think this is interesting, I used to work for Tempe12 and for the entire year of 2006 I got paid less than 1000 dollars and he lied on my W4 and said I made some X amount of dollars that I cant remember, would you like me to scan the W4 so u can put it up on your website, to show that freedman is really a jew bag on how he treats his co workers taking his company from nothing to somewhat of something?

Sounds great scan it on over.- nik

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Somebody Lied To Him

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Image Description: These are pictures from “Cokeville” aka The Shark Club. If you want to run into the Great White Buffalo… he’ll find you first on a Thursday night.  Big Pun here was obviously duped when he went to the department store and they told him these shirts would “win ‘em over”.  Nik, how can we stop this and save the masses?

Everyone can be honest in comments and tell the world what Shark Club is really like.- nik

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